Friday, 20 March 2009

ADJECT RULE

Fiction: In deciding he wanted to rule the world, Mr Bigbiz realised how to begin. The problem, he knew, was expression. ‘We need to ban adjectives,’ he said. So he began with youth lingo, getting it onto the net, texts and more; and before long he was so successful that no one knew what to say.

(c) Anthony North, March 2009

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